Leyeh-Leyeh karo ngopi
Yuk,
senyum sebentar,
Awan awan bubar jum'atan sardot lagi jagongan karo sodron bapakne
sodron : "Le.. Tulung... Bapak tukokno;
minuman sing anyes ning warung yo.."
sardot : "coca-cola opo seprit,pak?"
sodron : "Coca-cola wae.."
sardot : "Sing kalengan opo
botolan ?"
sodron : "Botolan.."
sardot : "Sing botol gede opo sing cilik?"
sodron : "Ooo... cen cah A*uuuuu !!!
Wis tukokno banyu wae!!"
sardot : "Aqua opo banyu biasa ?"
sodron : "AQUA, cuk!!!!"
sardot : "Panas opo sing anyep?"
sodron :" SAPU NDI SAPU, TAK GEPUK'E
NDASE BOCAH KI..??!!!"
sardot : "Sapu biting opo sapu duk??"
sodron : "Oalaah Kewan tenan kowe ki pancen'e!" (Karo dbalang sandal)
sardot : "Wedus opo Kebo?"
sodron : "WEDUUSSS,Goookk!!!"
sardot : "Wedus Cempe opo Bandot??"
sodron : "Setan kowe!!!!"
sardot : "pocongkan opo
Gendruwo?"
sodron : "Mbuh lah...,
kono minggat wae lah!!"
sardot : "Saiki opo sesuk?"
sodron: "Saiki, doboL!!"
sardot : "Bapak melu opo ora??"
sodron : "Asli... suwe2 Tak pateni tenanan bocah iki !!"
sardot : "Ditusuk nganggo peso opo ditembak nganggo pistul??"
sodron : "Tak tembak !!!"
sardot : "Ndase opo wetenge??"
sodron: ndase......
pisan maneh takon ndas pithik opo ndas celeng,tak babat gulu mu...jan anak isone marai duroko!!!
*sodron skarat kejet2 langsung strooke stadium pitulas.
wkwkwkwkkw
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